Biggest regret of my life

Transformers: Age of Extinction did not only cost me RM21.50, 3++ hours of my life, and what little brain cells I had, it also almost cost me my kidney for repressing the need to pee for so long.\

I knew that the movie was crap even before I stepped into the cinema. Since I don't care about Transformers movie, I just went to watch it before googling anything about it. I didn't even know who acted in the movie, I thought Shia LeBouf would be in it and I thought that Rosie chick would be in it. So it was quite a surprise to find out that Mark Wahlberg, Stanley Tucci and a bunch of people I don't care about were in it. They made a total change on the cast, and it was still shit. It's amazing, really, how shitty all Michael Bay's movies can be even though each movie is different from each other.

My friend genuinely liked it though. She laughed at every lame joke, exclaimed at every passably exciting scene and warned me not to disturb her during the movie so she could enjoy it fully  (and thus no bathroom breaks during the movie). Girlfriend is weird.

T:AoE was so full of shit but I guess this one took the cake (SPOILER ALERT), Stanley Tucci's company China office was in Guangzhao and then the next thing I knew, they were in Hong Kong. Look here, I'm as well-versed in geography as I am in French, so of course I googled the distance between Hong Kong and Guangzhao right away and get this, the distance is 118.93 km (73.9 miles). Seriously, people in the movie business, googling is not that hard.

Btw, there's going to be a fifth instalment and I have a feeling it won't be the last.

Hey, if anyone is reading this, go watch How to Train Your Dragon 2 instead.