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I think I was an asshole who hated all things related to movies in my previous life. What other explanation is there to give for the reason that I always, always, always seated next to assholes during movies that I truly needed to savour?

SPOILER ALERT. Kindly continue at your own risk.

Today I went to watch Thor: The Dark World and holy crap the girl next to me kept making noises everytime something interesting was going on. She first made the noise when (FIRST SPOILER IS ABOUT TO APPEAR. STOP READING NOW) Thor appeared shirtless on the screen. And then the noise kept on coming. I have a habit of saying "bitch!" loudly everytime this happens. I remember there was this one time when someone next to me talked and talked during a movie (can't remember which movie though) and I couldn't take it anymore and said "Can you please keep your voice down?" to him. The result? Bitch went passive-aggressive on me and kept on talking loudly until the credit rolled even when the whole cinema went "shhh" on him. Gotta admit his tenacity though, how much misplaced it was.

That was the last time I tapped on someone's shoulder to tell the bitch to keep quiet because I fear it would take the joy out of watching movies.

But you know what? That is not the worst. When I watched Les Misérables, someone thought it would be a good idea to sing along with the cast. Loudly. With the tenor and whatever the hell those opera singing sounds like. Every single fucking song. He didn't even stop when the whole cinema went "shhh" on him (like the above). I guess personal gratification is more important to him than common courtesy. Thankfully bitch didn't sit next to me, he sat next to my friend so the noise was filtered somewhat.

And I think Natalie Portman shares a few similarities with Amy Adams. They're both annoying, bland, common sense deserts them at the best of times and I hate them.

All rants aside, I truly enjoyed Thor: The Dark World. My love for Loki escalated after watching this movie. I knew he was perfect,  but the perfection got perfected here.

Let us look at his perfection again.