Blimey!

I save draft after draft with the hope of completing each and every one of them before I forget what it is I want to write initially. My short attention span is getting shorter, and my memory fails me more and more each day.

I bet it's due to too much sugar.

So yeah, thank you Government, for taking care of that matter for me. I wouldn't know what to do or think if you don't tell me what I should do or think.