meh of epic proportions

I've voiced this out on Facebook and then of course lah some idiot misinterpreted what I said.

I think that nowadays, everyone knows everyone. I don't know why I'm so surprised to know that. Everywhere I go, I'd meet people who know people I know. Is the world getting smaller? Or is everyone getting friendlier? Okay lah, maybe not. But I still think it's weird. Like, weirdly weird.

And phew, if like me, you're someone who read dlisted.com religiously, you'd know the story about the Illuminati puppet by now. And to think that I once thought only Malaysians were that obsessed with all the Freemason and Illuminati stuff. Goodness, I'd like to have what these people have been smoking. You know, so that I can see Nirvana and all. That is, if my brain doesn't go dead on me first lah.

note: I still can't quite make it if those people at dlisted.com are being serious about the mind control and all. But then, most of them don't make sense so I think they haven't lost their minds. Yet.

What the fuck with all these Freemason and Illuminati bullshit lately? Everywhere I go I'd bump into some conspiracy theorists spouting about all that stuff. The way these people are going, everything is Freemasonic (or more appropriately, satanic) these days. I don't know if it's just me but it seems like more and more people are hopping on the train to the Loonyville.

As for me, I think that Lady Gaga is a desperate, hypocritical famewhore who will stop at nothing to put her ass on the headlines, even to swear on celibacy because she said it will stop AIDS from spreading. Do I think she's an Illuminati puppet? I certainly hope so. That explains why millions of people (side-eye to Lily and everyone else) like her music. You guys have been brainwashed!

And it's not cute (more like diarrhoea-inducing actually) when a grown-up uses words like mamam and titon. Please la. how old are you anyway? Okay, okay, I know I should stop complaining but it's haaaaaard!