"I'm like a unicorn, mystical and discreet. There's more than meets the eye"

I almost burst out laughing when I read that. It came from one of the Miss Universe Malaysia contestants. Oh Lord, spare me the mystical, unicorn crap. R-Patz would tan your hide if he knew you've been using the name of one of the mythical creatures that frolic peacefully in his hair.

I want one.

It's kinda ironic that she portrays herself as mystical and discreet and yet she entered the pageant.

Hmm.....

Okay, let's be serious now.

A friend told me once that as much as she hates Paris Hilton, she can't help but respect her too. Wonky McValtrex has never forced anyone to like her songs or buy her albums or watch the movies she's been in or buy her handbags, and yet, people did all that. Ever since then, I look at Wonky more objectively than before. I still make herp jokes whenever she's on the news though. Oh and I still think the world would be a better place without that oxygen-stealer.

What I'm trying to say here is, we like to judge other people based on face value only. I'll be the first to admit I do that a lot. I always think badly of the people I just met. I think I've been burned so many times that it has become a habit- the thinking of the worst in other people. It saves me from heartbreak I guess.

So, from this day on, I'm gonna try to vanquish the urge to judge other people harshly. It'll be hard, but hey, no one says that being a good person is a piece of cake.

But goodness! It's definitely easy to laugh at Ribery, Benzema and Govou and call them, errr....whore-mongering?, fine, typical bastards. France is going down the gutter I'm sure.

Ekekekekeke (gelak sopan).

Oh wait. I just remembered that the morally-corrupted England squad faces worse scandals every day. Hmmm....now I'm not so sure. Never mind.

note: Anyone knows since when did the under-aged homegirl get her boobs done? Looks Heidi Montag-ish to me.

p/s: Another friend of mine said Ribery looks like Quasimodo. Aren't you glad that for once those nasty things didn't come from me? But then I always believe that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

edit: Oh no Tim Urban was voted off :( I think we can safely assume that America is filled with anti-Christs and animal-torturers.

Haha I'm not a fan of him, I don't even watch American Idol either but it was fun to jump into the bandwagon and vote for him. The people at VFTW must be crying a bucket right now.

And I just realised that I don't trust people who call me "dear". What a pretentious lot.