This is getting ridiculous

Just like any normal person, I dreamed a lot when I was growing up. I dreamed of being a rock star but then I realised that even an auto-tuned Paris Hilton sounds better than I do (fact: I used to write "penyanyi" in the cita-cita section on my Kad 001). I also dreamed of opening up a shopping mall just so I could spend my time and money as my heart desires.

Tiba-tiba rasa macam semua cita-cita pun merepek je. =.= Oh well.

Actually, I still dream of being a rock star. I want to get a chance to curse anytime I want and get away with it. I want to be able to say something stupid and people would still lap it up like a dog because I'm a bloody rock star. I want to go on days without a bath. I want to be stoned all the time. And I want to say this to everyone's face.

Yeah, to be a rock star, what a wonderful dream.

I wish I could look as ferocious as that.

On a second thought, maybe a punk rock star. I can squeeze in my name somewhere in this song (and this song too and this and this and oh this too) I guess.

Actually, I do have some decent, okay, grown up dreams. As Adiba pointed out, I do (did?) dream of opening up my own audit firm. But that was before I knew that you practically sell your soul in order to keep on working in these audit firms. Just today, a friend told me that he has to work from 9am until 1am this whole month (and maybe until February too). Man, if that doesn't burst your bubble of happiness, then I don't know what is.

Oh well, I always take the easy way out. So that should come as no surprise.

Melayu!!!! What have you done now?? Tak habis-habis. Tolong lah jangan berfikiran sempit sangat. No wonder people are shying away from Islam nowadays. Stop provoking the situation please. It's bad enough as it is.