Thursday, May 07, 2009

i'm the badass!!

God, my boredom has reached a new level! 

i told a friend that i think i was a baddie in my previous life because deceit and interwoven lies fascinate me (think: The Usual Suspects, Catch Me if You Can, Houdini and D. B. Cooper) and since he doesn't seem to take my words seriously, i was prompted to do some quizzes. 

here we go. before that, i have to admit that i cheated, but only a little.

You Were A Lazy Philosopher.



Where You Lived: Tibet.
How You Died: Decapitation.


Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern New Guinea around the year 1825. Your profession was that of a medic, surgeon or herbalist.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to study, to practice and to use the wisdom that lies within the psychological sciences and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in your present life.
Do you remember now?

You Scored as Slave

You were a slave in a past life and lived a long and grueling life of servitude before you finally escaped and made your way to freedom. You died barefoot on the road with the wind blowing in your hair (by means of natural disaster or extreme environmental conditions) which was fine by you because you always knew that the day you died, you would die free.

Slave
100%
Pioneer.
95%
Convict.
95%
Fortune Teller
95%
Witch
95%
Royalty
90%
Peasant.
70%
Outlaw.
70%
Executioner.
70%
New Soul.
70%
Pirate
60%
Not human
40%

ok, i don't agree with this quiz's result. a slave? who do you take me for?

Based on the answers you have provided, it has been determined that in a past life you were a mystic healer and traveling evangelist whose only claim to fame was the time you forced a raw egg down the throat of a demon-ridden 10 year old child in order to induce vomiting, thinking the demon would be cast out along with the undigested regurgitated chunks. The youngster was miraculously exorcised of the demon, but died of anorexia nervosa one year later for which you were summarily tried and executed for causing.



Who were you in your past life?
Your Result: You were a farmer!
 

You had a peaceful life and a heart of gold . You lived off of the land and all it had to offer never wanting more than that. The land provided for you and your family for generations . To you the land beneath your feet was as good as gold.You lived a long and happy life dieing old in your warm bed on a cool crisp fall morning beside the one you loved.

You were a Native American !
 
You were a member of the cloth!
 
You were an Egyptian Pharaoh !
 
You were royalty !
 
You were a Roman Emperor !
 
You were a beggar !
 
You were a pirate!
 
Who were you in your past life?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

notice the similarities in some of the results?

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