what a flasher!

some people have been asking me for God knows how many times, who is Flash Gordon? as Flash Gordon's name is always on my lips, you probably think that i have a love-hate relationship with him. well, you couldn't have been more wrong, because there's no love between us. let me put it this way, to call him my worst nightmare is putting it mildly. not only is he the bane of my existence, he's also the reason why i feel so insecure with my life. 

anyway, how can there be some of you who haven't heard of Flash Gordon? it's equal to blasphemy in Scientology terms. i have a feeling that Scientologists are the ones that made Flash Gordon such a cult (no pun intended).

*after 15 minutes of watching Flash Gordon clips on YouTube*

well, let me rephrase everything, Flash Gordon is not the only one that harms my sensitivity, because everything about the movie is harmful to my health, mentally, physically, and spiritually. it's a wonder that I'm still sane after all that assaults. just like what my bane-of-existence said, "this place is a lunatic asylum!".

please note that from today, i'll be sending all of you my psychologist bills for bringing back all those bad memories to my life. don't worry, i'll make sure your money will be well-spent. if you don't have cash, i will also receive credit and debit cards. please send your card number to my emails.