“The movie hasn't come out yet and he's won over 99.9 percent of the people who didn't approve of him as Edward. And when they see the movie, oh my gosh, there's no way not to love him! It's really too bad in some ways because Twilight is going to be limited by the fact that this is a vampire romance and it's basically aimed at teens. If not for that, his performance in my opinion is Oscar-worthy.”
Stephanie Meyer in Entertainment Weekly on Robert Pattinson's potrayal as Edward Cullen in Twilight.
sorry, it was old news. but, still, it provides good laugh. i for one, am just speechless.
what about this one?
"The one thing I don't understand about men is nipples. I don't know if there is one aspect of men that I don't understand other than why they have nipples. Honestly, why? I guess it has something to do with the X chromosome. What is the function of the male nipple? Maybe we all start as androgynous creatures and then they become men?"
Scarlett "dumb-bitch" Johansson told Chicago-Sun Times.
oh, this is priceless. what a masterpiece. before this statement, i only thought of her as another dumb blonde, but then, of course, she talks. now, i can gladly announce that my view on her dropped down several hundred notch. she obviously never studied biology in school. oh wait, maybe she never went to school at all. you know, with all the make-up wearing and hair-brushing and chest-puffing, she probably didn't have the time to go school at all.
*after 5 minutes of wiki-ing, i discovered she did go to school (damn, damn), but i still think she's dumber than Paris Hilton. at least Paris Hilton never misled anyone with talks of chromosome and such*.
and what about this one?
this one is actually my favourite, because it has everything except what matters. i don't know if people still believe in shit that comes out of Skankelina's mouth, but hey, it provides good entertainment. all things aside, i hope she and her StuPitt-ness will come home empty-handed that Oscar night (yes, i know, i've said it before, but these things need repeating).
"A film or two I haven't seen. Most of them I have seen once. I like the process of doing them more than watching them. I don't really like to watch movies.
"I love to watch Brad's movies... I say kids first, woman to Brad and then my work internationally; and try to educate myself and learn about the world and do some good things while I'm alive. So what is that [ranking]? Fourth?"
Angelina Jolie told Good Morning America.
priceless, Skanky, just priceless.
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