Pressing snooze

Nothing tests my patience greater than Bicara Hati.

Dunno why Raja Khalida keeps on calling Tengku Shahran "Shahz" (as in Shahz Jaszle) and the fact that Zahlia's beauty has to be mentioned at least 12,345x in every episode is grating on my nerves. Yes, Zahlia is beautiful, I can see that for myself, I just don't need everyone in that drama series to shove it down my ass 12,345x in the space of 44 minutes.

I always think that the more a person yaps about something, the more I believe it's untrue, e.g, the more frequent a person says he/she doesn't care what other people think/say about him/her, the more I believe that he/she cares about what people think/say about him/her because if he/she doesn't care at all, he/she wouldn't say anything about it kot. 

And and and...almost no one has a sense a humour. Bicara Hati is so dry to the bone, it's almost funny. Almost je lah. Plus, the repetition of the word "bro" and the laughable script hurt my brain so deeply that I'm thinking of inflicting a physical injury to myself.

Contoh laughable script:

(Phone rings)

Fatima: *Looks at the phone screen* 

Zahlia:  Siapa? 

Fatima: Taktau

Zahlia: *Looks too* Shahran!

Fatima: *Picks up the phone* Hello *tells lies about salah nombor* Bye.

            *After hanging up* Ni mesti dia pergi rumah kebajikan! Dia taktau tau nombor aku! Ada orang        lain bagi ni!

Bangs head on the table. Fatima didn't know the number that appeared on the screen was Shahran's before Zahlia told her, and then she could exclaim that "Dia taktau nombor aku"? 

Yes, Miss Obvious, we the viewers know that. I've never written any scripts before, but I bet my Barbie movie collection that I can definitely do a better job than Jujur Prananto. Whoever this person is, he needs to stop treating the viewers like we don't have a clue.Get in touch with reality, buddy, get in touch with reality.

Even Sharnaaz Ahmad's cuteness cannot save this crapfest.