Reading blogs is not as fun as it used to be

I'm too lazy to think of a fancy title and need to get back to work after this so I'm just gonna list down why I don't enjoy blog-reading as I once did.

• Most people I know don't update their blogs as much as they did.
• Most blogs I chance upon blogwalking are plagiarised from other blogs/articles. Which makes me wonder why these blogs are there in the first place. If you have nothing to say then say nothing at all.
  
• The blogs with too many pictures in them. No substance at all. Now don't get me wrong, I enjoy pictures as much as the next person but seeing your face puckering up like a duck just turns me off. Just not my thing.
• I don't know whether this is the same as the one above but I really can't stand when some blogs just copy and paste the WHOLE articles/posts from other blogs and then write what he thinks of the articles/posts in a line. What. The. Eff. Truly. Makes me wonder why these blogs are there in the first place v2.0.
  
• You know how some popular blogs work? Networking, iyerp. And that, my friend, annoys me to no end because these blogs only have posts like "Oh blogger Ben (CONTOH SAHAJA) ini sangat popular la" "Oh dia suruh tinggalkan link kat blog dia". "Oh kena follow dia dulu ke?". "I follow you, you follow I balik okay?". "Tips untuk mendapat followers yang ramai" and so forth. Menyampah please.

Oh wow I sound like a petty bitch there. Nevermind. On to the next point.

• Oh I'm gonna sound like a bitch v2.0 here but if your English is incomprehensible, don't bother writing in English. Stick to Bahasa Melayu la wei. Hell, I know my English is worse than a 10-year-old kid's but you guys can still understand what I write now, right? RIIIIIIGHT? Say yes or I'll choke you.

• And I don't understand why some people insist on using the same shortforms they use in SMS. I mean, we use shortforms in SMS because there's a limit but there's no limit in blogwriting. You can write as long a post as your ass likes and no one would say anything about it. Besides, using "jz", "ady", "oso", "2", "4", "sumtink" etc, etc just shows the level of your maturity.

• I hate religious zealots, but I can't stop reading their blogs. They're funny to the extreme. Kalau tak pasal politik, mesti pasal Freemason/Illuminati *yawn* Don't you guys have anything new to go against? And oh, I came across this one blog that says we have to be as united as the Arabs. What. The. Eff. v2.0. I think there are more than a thousand Arab tribes and clans out there so unity is out of the question. Sorry can't resist pointing that out.
  
  
• Maybe I should point out that I also hate blogwriters who write out of their butts (e.g. the Freemason signs at AJL 2010). Do a 3-second google search before you write anything, butthead or people are going to diss you.
• And I can't stand people who get dissed and then announce "INI BLOG AKU. SUKA HATI AKU LA NAK BUAT APA". Note the caps lock, my friend.
  
• I'm sure when you come at this point, you'll think "No wonder she has no followers. She complains a lot. What a bitch, padan muka." Zzzz.

That's all. I can't believe I've been writing for more than an hour. And I've thought of posting the said blog links but oh well, I'm too much of a coward.

In the meantime,