GOD BLESS THE CHINA-CHINAS!!!11!!!11!

So cute!

I have an aversion towards animal prints, no matter how sexy people say animal prints are. I think it's discriminating the animals, since almost everyone is so vocal about saving the endangered animals and stopping them from getting extinct. And I find it a little ironic.

I know (hell, everyone knows) that stamping the animal prints onto leather (irony #1) or cotton (irony #2) or chemical fabrics like nylon or polyester or lycra (irony # 3, 4 & 5) does not involve any actual tigers or zebras or rhino or whatever the hell you girls like to wear, it's still screaming disrespectfulness (yup, that's a word).

After all the things I said about saving the animals and how I got sad after knowing that tigers could be extinct in 2022, you think I ought to be a vegetarian huh? I'd like to explain about the food chain and all, but I think you get the gist.

Okay, that's just one of the reasons.

The true reason is because I think animal prints are garish, hooker-ish, trashy and tacky. It's like those people who wear animal prints have poor taste since the prints are just so horrible it shouldn't be out there in the first place. It should be made illegal, just like how illegal it is to use ivories, bear furs and tiger skins. It's disgusting, I wish I could convey my distastefulness so effectively, but I think you get my meaning.

Just stop it. I know zilch about fashion but trust me when I say it's not even remotely attractive.