My Mom committed a crime

On the first day of Raya.....I woke up at 10 o'clock hehe. I downed a few flu pills the night before. Knocked me down for sure.

My parents made a huge issue about that. But oh well benda dah jadi, nak buat macam mana kan? At least I didn't go salam-ing people with a baju kelawar -side eye-

*Cut to Ijan plotting my demise*

Aaaaanyway, my Mom also made a huuuuuge issue about me giving duit raya of RM1 each. And then I countered by saying that my rich, kedekut taik hidung masin cousin (I wrote about him and his wife a few times before. Too lazy to find the posts) never gave duit raya to any of us dari kecik sampai lah ke besar. Looking at things, I'm sure they don't give any this year too. Cheap bastard, I hope you rot in hell.

Oh talking about that particular cousin reminds me of a story. His son got married last year and he was so cheap-ass that he told us to give one "sisa" (or "siso" as Kelantanese call it but it is known as door gift to everyone outside of Kelantan) to a FAMILY, not each to everyone. Lord, everyone else in the family was so embarassed about that. When my brother gave everyone each (he hadn't known then), the cousin had the nerve to be mad at my brother. Zzzzz seriously, never knew anyone who is as Scrooge-like as him

And talking about Scrooge reminds me of the Freemason and Illuminati shits that have been running rampage nowadays. Oh Lord, I'd never believe it'd be this ridiculous. I mean, even Lily believes all that about Lady GaGa and her being an Illuminati puppet.

*cut to Lily also plotting my demise*

Garrrh, I'm sure everyone knows by now about how those crazed lunatics.....errr...I mean, the Enlightened Ones made a connection between the TV3 ad and Freemason. I think the "revelations" are just amazing! You know what's the biggest LOL about all these? The fact yang diorang siap kaitkan dengan agama lain jugak when Freemason is something Yahudi-related. I mean, what lotus and Buddha have anything to do with Yahudi? Or pagan and Christianity? I mean, as I understand it, "pagan" and "paganism" refer to the religious/non-religious acts practised before the Agama kitab (dunno what to call those kitab-based religions in English. Something Abraham if I'm not mistaken) so how on Earth can these people coin the term "pagan Christianity" when the words contradict each other?

Note #1: there is no correct definition of Pagan or paganism, so it's up to your own understanding.

Note #2: I know that "pagan Christianity" exists a long time before this shit, I just want to point out how ridiculous they are.

Amazing I tell you.

Oh do you know that there's a takbir raya led by Faizal Tahir? My sister was telling my Mom about that when she suddenly said "Mama tak pernah tengok pun lagi Fauziah Tahir punya."

-.-"

Really Mom.

And this is the same person who told her daughter to crank up the radio volume because she said she likes the song by "Cut Tari" (it was actually David Archuleta). Takde kena-mengena langsung kot! And Cut Tari is not even a singer!

One more thing, about the Quran-burning plan that got cancelled? I really wish Muslims around the world would stop overreacting so much. I always think that a good retaliation is not by harming anyone and anything but by pointing out how ridiculous their actions are. There's a good tweet by Ahmadinejad (a false one, in case someone thinks it's him) that was re-tweeted by someone I follow. The tweet says,

"I'd like to retaliate by burning a book that you Americans hold dear, but the only book you care about is Facebook".

Epic win.

p/s: Anybody knows where I can download Misteri Rumah Tua? I'm talking about the 1987 movie, not the rat's piss that was shown on TV9 a few months ago.

Someone please translate....?

i'm simple person's...talkactive..luv laughing..good in patient..and dont ever2 test my temperatured..dont care what i want do..and please dont busybody..i know who am i..and more more important i'm are happy girl..yuhuuu!!!always put my finger cross.