I've loved you for a long time

I long for the day when I could be sarcastic and no one would take offence.

Urmmm....so, yeah.

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So yay! Akhirnya habis main StarCraft II. Took me quite a bloody long time to finish those campaigns because the smart, intelligent me is so perasan that I chose Brutal (for difficulty).

Brutal.

Whatever possessed me to choose Brutal, I have no idea. The word "brutal" is as foreign to me as the Urban KL-ite speak since I'm such a gentle soul sumpah pijak semut pun tak mati.

Really.

You know what's funny about Sosilawati's murder? Well, make that everytime a celebrity dies. You know what's the funniest thing? There would be people who claim that they're related to/know the deceased. Tiba-tiba dapat mesej cakap, "sila sedekahkan al-Fatihah buat Auntie saya, Cik Wati. Mari kita berdoa supaya pembunuh dia dapat ditangkap". Well yeah, I'm not that hardened not to sedekah al-Fatihah but dear Lord, drop the name-dropping please? Yeah I know she's your Mak Cik. You've only told me that 36,353,221 times since I've known you.

I'm not one to talk haha because (ashamedly) my Mom (and her family) does that all the time. Even when I told her to drop it, she still does it. She (and her family) might think it's nothing but who knows what people might say behind our backs.

Now you know where I got my snobbishness. And I'm ashamed to admit that I do that sometimes too. Well, old habits die hard I guess especially when you're raised by one.

This is awesome,

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For the life of me, I never knew that Arabs are Caucasians (GASP!!11!)! And I didn't know that Islam destructs and kills non-believers (GASP #2 !!!11!)! And urmm.....nowadays people don't use the word "Mongoloids" anymore because like "Nigga", it's considered as offensive.

Plus I didn't know that the past tense for "buy" is "buyed". I guess all my English teachers taught me wrong when they said it was "bought".

Can't believe I found something like this on a gossip blog. And now you know besides watching shit-ass TV shows and crap videos, eating non-stop, sleeping 10 hours (only!!) a day, busting out some fine moves on StarCraft II, mentally buying coffins for every Mak Cik who pissed me off with their incessant questions, etc, etc, I also read every post and comment on dlisted.com during my Raya leave.

I know, it's good to be me.

Fuck! Twente v Inter's scoreline doesn't look good. Damn you Rafa! I knew I was right to doubt you! Look what you've done to my Sneijder!

*wails*

Oh wow, it's been a while since I wrote a post as long as this one.