Am I in a deep shit right now?

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This is the first time I've seen anything like this. I'm speechless. This blog is sure to have entered their system. Oh Lord, am I in trouble right now? Do I have to erase everything? Do I need to tell my parents that I'm going behind the bars right now? Do I need to tell my boss that sorry, I can't work with the firm anymore because I need to go away for some odd years? Do I need to draw a will right now?

And yes, I'm being paranoid.. Nothing unusual there.

My Mom tells me to go to work tomorrow. Did I tell you that I got A 2-DAY MC? Apalah.