I'm sure every one of you have friends who like to embarrass you in public. Well, I have tons of those.
At my office, there are a few good-looking guys and I told a trainee that I like to look at this one guy. I just like to look at him, it's not like I like him and I want him to be my boyfriend or whatsoever. Jeez, that sounds so high-school. Well, everytime this guy is at the office (he's always out), the trainee would purposely walk to my desk and say "Huyoo, tengok tu. Mamat yang you suka". Every. Single. Time. Memang rasa macam nak lempang.
Just like today, that guy walked beside my desk and then the trainee said something similar. I'm sure he heard what she said. Only God knows how embarrassed I was at that time. I'm so going to distance myself from her starting tomorrow.
Maybe she just wanted to joke around, but trust me, the joke has stopped being funny about 423, 910 times ago. And she's only a year younger than me. A fucking adult already. Serius rasa macam nak lempang je tadi.
Now I sound like a shcoolgirl too for being upset about that. Zzzz.....
Oh and I talked to one of the Akaks about the World Cup and she told me this,
"Kita suka betul lah dengan Cristiano Ronaldo tu. Hensem betul dia masa game malam tadi. Asyik senyum dengan gelak aje...."
.....and then she proceeded to tell me about Ronaldo's antics on field. Wait, did I tell you that she has 3 kids already?
-.-"
p/s: Half a dozen girls writhing all over him-check. Latex bodysuits-check. A fur coat- check. Bling-bling-check. Bathrobe-check. A gun-check. Name-dropping-check.
Apa lagi yang tertinggal? He can replace Travis McCoy already.
Ke hadapan Ateem, I love you!
5 comments:
ok now..kenapa I LOVE ATEEM?adakah sebab video?ha ha ha ha
daaaaan 'Cristiano Ronaldo'?!!MUKA BERMINYAK X GUNA!
Errr...no. Nak kutuk jadi kena bagi ayat bunga-bunga dulu sebelum mengutuk hehe.
haih..ingat da terjebak..=p
ha ha.
get a room, you two! kwn ko tu mmg tngu mase je. kalo x lempang at least jerit la wani. don't make me come there and straight her up. dh la same umur. memalukan aku je.
Ateem: sebab tu lah kata I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Ijan: nasib baik dah 2 hari dia ikut audit luar. tak sempat nak menjauhkan diri dari dia. orang macam ni kan, tak patut berada di keliling aku tau.
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