Monday, June 14, 2010

football fantasy

I think I have a chronic constipation problem due to my coffee-drinking habit :( Reason #4,323,712 why I must avoid coffee at all cost.

Confession time: I told you that I've been drinking 2 mugs of coffee every day during my leave, but actually I've been drinking coffee since 3 months ago to keep me awake so that I could study. Oh Lord, how much I regret that now.

Anyway, my officemates have a pitiful sense of humour.

Proof #1-The person who sat next to me today had a problem with his laptop so he cussed some pretty colourful language. And I said to him, "Nak kena basuh dengan sabun ke mulut tu?" Personally, I thought that was classically priceless but of course lah he just looked at me strangely before he continued his cussing.

Proof #2-I only slept like 2 hours yesterday so I was yawning throughout the day. Someone asked me, "Kenapa mengantuk sangat ni?" And I just said, "Somebody please slap me already". And then she looked alarmed and asked, "You got slapped by somebody?"

I really don't understand. I need to go to sleep so badly but I cannot sleeeep! And if I were Ariel Peter Pan, I'd do what he did too. I just won't keep the tapes in my laptop.

8 comments:

Ummi said...

Nama baru dia kan Ariel Peterporn. And last week dia adalah top trend di Twitter and Lady Gaga wants to "do" him! Ewwwwwww~

ijan said...

ofismate ko sgt "suci"

wani said...

Ewwww...kalau jadi, tu mesti a match made in herpes hell. Tapi tak sangka betul kes ni boleh jadi macam ni. Ada 32 tapes dan 18 orang artis perempuan kan?

wani said...

Oh lupa nak balas komen Ijan, memang pun. tengah World Cup pun berapa kerat je yang bercerita pasal bola.

Ummi said...

Itulah kuasa jamu Indonesia! Hahahaha.

wani said...

Hahahaha my friend said video dia perfect 10!

Ummi said...

I've seen some screen shots. Kalah Paris Hilton, noks!

wani said...

Gila la sI Ariel ni. kalah scandal Edison Chen dulu. kalau lah Malaysia ada scandal macam ni.....mungkin salah satu perempuannya ialah Fasha Sandha. I heard she plays the whorish way to get what she wants.