MU 10

I saw a Hummer-like Nissan (BIG QUESTION MARK on the Nissan) this morning but I didn't get the chance to snap a picture of the Hummer-like car because I was mesmerised with the plate number. I mean, how many MU 10 have you seen crawling on Malaysian roads? Oh Lord, if it's a homage to Yun Nam Hair Care Poster Child, then I quit this bitch. Oh wait, I don't even like that bitch. Silly me.

Call me Judas this Sunday. And since we're on the traitors subject, read this list. It's awesome.

Anyway, did I tell you that I've seen an Aston Martin DB9 about 2 years ago? Yessiree I did. I remember that car well because a friend of mine (we were in his car when we saw it) told me that there was only one DB9 in Malaysia (later I found out there were 3) and it had no plate number (just some letters and no number). You know lah what that means. After a thorough research a.k.a a 10-second google, I found out there are 8 DB9s in Malaysia right now and 4 of the owners are looking for buyers (2 of them are owned by the same person!). Phew! Even a used DB9 costs more than the combination of my kidneys and my soul.

Even my virginity doesn't cost that much I think.

I don't know how many people in Malaysia use Hummer but I counted about 7 unsold, unregistered Hummers in the Motor Traders magazine (about 3 of them are from 2006). When my friends and I talked about Hummers all those years ago, I remember that only 1 Malaysian used Hummer at that time-the son of the former Prime Minister, if I'm not mistaken. I just knew that if you leave unregistered, unsold luxury cars for so long, they will depreciate faster than normal. Those Hummers are priced at only RM300, 000++! My jaw dropped when I saw the prices and my soul wept silently.

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It seems like I'm not the only one who raises a ruckus about the DB9 because ladies and gentlemen, I found a Youtube clip of it.

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IMPORTANT UPDATE!!

I'M SHOCKED! AND BROKEN-HEARTED!! I just can't believe that the love of my life would do this to me. Why oh why!!!!!

Read this if you want to know the reason for my broken heart. I'm gonna weep silently at a corner and pretend this shit never happened to me.