If I have a daughter I want to name her Bunga

Just because.

And just because it's Sam Worthington.

Some people are just so plain gullible it's not even funny anymore. Some people need a good kick in the butt before common sense can creep into their brains. Some people can't tell jokes. Some people are just plain ignorant.

Oh about the jokes part, I think most people I know like to tell lame jokes. When I refuse to laugh and just roll my eyes, they'd say that I'm weird (or to some extent, no sense of humour. The horror!). Well hell, what a fucking surprise. They were the ones who told me those lame-ass jokes in the first place. Roll eyes lagi. Lama-lama boleh jadi juling kalau tiap-tiap hari pun macam ni.

So anyway, a friend of mine just wrote "no one loves me and neither do I" as his status and of course lah some gullible people commented on that. If they spend 10 seconds of their lives on googling that shit up, they'd know that it's a song by Them Crooked Vultures.

Wait, I'm gonna print-screen that shit so you'd understand.

*click to enlarge

I have half a mind to leave their names on but I'm in a nice mood. Yeah, lucky them. You can see my comment there. Trust me, I typed that while I was rolling my eyes. Nasib baik masih boleh nampak keyboard. Roll eyes lagi.

I like to read Nury Vittachi's column in The Sun yang free tu. His yesterday's piece has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read all year. His blog is totally out of this world! Okay I give you a taste (if you haven't already).

Read the whole article here. And click to enlarge.

Note: I think Paris Hilton is kicking herself because it's already April and she didn't get to err....experience the culture beforehand.

See what I mean? A man after my own heart. Look what you've missed when you only read the sports section before you set the newspaper aside.

And Pele is still talking I see. If I had a ringgit for every bullshit he spouted, I'd be richer than Warren Buffet.

edit:

Wow, I just read this post again. I sounded more obnoxious than usual. I wouldn't be surprised if people actually roll their eyes when they read this post (or the whole blog for that matter).