when I was stuck he'd make me memorize elaborate curses

One of my classmates has no ankles. Yup, on both feet. Isn't that the weirdest thing? Okay lah, that's the second weirdest thing. The weirdest thing is that I noticed in the first place. And don't ask me how I knew.

I know all the words to Adam Lambert's Whataya Want From Me too. Really Adam, who wrote that song for you? I'm gonna shoot that person down tomorrow. I can't get it out of my head.

What are the functions of an ankle anyway? I did a research (a.k.a a 10-second google) and they say it's "needed to walk with a smooth and effortless gait". I guess I can shoot that theory down, because there's nothing wrong with how my classmate walks. But then, I don't know anything about ankles.

You know I'm going to be obsessed with ankles this week.

edit:

I just found out that there's a song titled "Beamer, Benz or Bentley" (a.k.a Beelzebub's rides in hell). Rasa macam nak pengsan pun ada.

And I purposely link a Haiti-related video. Who knows, my sin may wash itself because of that.

edit lagi:

I think this is just too cute. Awww......Too bad it has a sad ending. Okay, that's the (rarely-seen) romantic side of me talking.

My favourite comment is

Gary Gilmore Jr 10 hours ago Report Abuse

So THAT'S why 87 different girls ignored my Valentine's Day cards when I was a teenager - because they all fell behind a counter in the post office. And all this time, I thought it was because they all considered me an idiot...

Aww Gary, don't feel bad now, I'm sure my great grandmother received hers and treasured it.