I think I just died and landed in hell

As if the TPTB at the American Idol outlet haven't been killing me all these years with their contestants' butchering of the Beatles songs, they have to make a Rolling Stones week. Man, I'm not gonna forgive these people for murdering the Stones songs. And damn you, Siobhan! Paint It Black is one of my favourite Stones songs, alongside Angie (damn you too, Adamorwhatthehellhisnameis!). Oh screw it, these people murdered my 12 favourite Stones songs, and they should be sent to hell because of that.

Okay I lied. I hate Wild Horses, because it has been covered by everyone AND anyone. I'm tired of hearing that song. Okay! Fine! The same can be said about Paint It Black too! And every other Stones song but oh well.

I thought that it was hard to destroy a Stones song, but these people proved me wrong. Thanks but no thanks!

Plus, is there anything wrong with Siobhan? She sounds like she has a speech impediment or something.

And everyone needs to hear this song a thousand times to wash that fuckeries out of your ears. It's recommended by every ENT specialist.