Tuesday, January 19, 2010

FML part 1 (only because I'm sure there will be more)

Hey Anon, what college assignment? If you don't mind sharing, that is.

Anyway...

What would you do if you have just finished typing a 2,000-word report/essay that took you hours to do and before you could click "send", your modem went kaput on you?

I burst into tears.

You know, I'm always afraid that I'd finally succumb and do something illegal. Being in this line, trust me, the temptations are there. And I'm afraid that I wouldn't do it for the material reward, I'd do it for the thrill of being able to do it and not get caught.

I googled these scripts from The Dark Knight so that you can understand better

Batman: Then why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: [laughs] I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.
Batman: You're garbage who kills for money.
The Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.


The Joker didn't do it for the money. He even burnt his half of the money. He did everything just because he could. And I'm ashamed to admit that I can relate. It's not a matter of if anymore, it's a matter of when.

Scary thought, isn't it?

Edit:
  • The 3D World Cup match will only be available in the United States? Who the hell watch football in the US anyway?
  • I don't know why people bother to post their credit cards/debit cards balances on Facebook. RM3,063.12? Yeah, I get it. You're rich. Now get off my face.
  • I have an issue with the usage of the word "peeps". And I don't understand why people like to spell "nyte" (night) and tyme (time). And use "to" for "tu". Example; "Kenapa dia cakap macam to?" Bitch please. Kau ingat kau urban guna perkataan macam tu?
  • I was browsing through some videos when I came upon this (not-so) new shit by These New Puritans. A mystically beautiful video for a mystically beautiful song. If I were a non-believer, I'd say that I just had a religious experience. Man, all that drums! Mystifying! I have to warn you that it's not everyone's cup of tea though, just like Vampire Weekend. And this album is going to be one of the best albums in 2010, mark my words.


Okay I edited this entry about 20 times. Dunno whether the people who read me on RSS feed or follow this blog are annoyed but if you do, I apologise. Man City v Man United is boring so I'm left with tweaking this entry here and there because I'm too lazy to start a new post.

Oh a goal (a penalty actually)! But whatever. Oooh drama. Poster child for Yun Nam Hair Care is a prick (something I always know).

Oh well. An away goal always spells a disaster so City fans shouldn't get their hopes up. But hey, you won tonight!

9 comments:

kunalan said...

kudos to the scriptwriter..

Err..ni nak bakar half ur money ke?hehe

wani said...

duit dalam wallet cuma ada RM40 je. nak bakar pun tak sampai hati.

Kunalan!! sokong team apa?

ijan said...

amen to the edit part!

- aku still rase org US igt david beckham tu the greatest footballer in the world.exhibit A would be snoop dogg.

- sape yg post balance kat fb?serius x bole blah. *ayat ko*

- kalo eja camtu bole tu pendekkan ayat xpe.ni satu huruf je yg beza.ngada2 diorng ni.

- youtube still slow kat umah aku.so aku tgh boikot youtube.

wani said...

Ijan:

-exhibit B would be Towleroad.

-aku baru post page dia kat dlm inbox ngko.

kunalan said...

err..kalo boikot youtube depa tak rugi mana kot..hehe

wani,sokong team mana?local atau luar?

wani said...

diorang tak rugi takpe, yang penting prinsip.

mesti la sokong team Malaysia. dan Arsenal. sokong apa? jawab pun tak, tanya orang lain pulak.

ijan said...

mmg la x kan rugi.aku sorang je kot yg boikot.

kunalan said...

hehe..skarang rasa mcm nak start sokong team malaysia pulak.

EPL plak,sy bkecuali tp sy xpernah miss tgk game2 best especially arsenal.Mrk antara team yg main cantik dlm epl sejak wenger masuk. Now,dah kat top league.Tahniah and hope they can win something this season..

wani said...

Thanks Kunalan. harap-harap Chelsea kalah bila jumpa Birmingham nanti.