So where can I send my resume?

Read this.

Roland Emmerich is a delusional wuss. No one (well, no one with rational thinking that is) would come after his ass if he blew up Kaabah in that destructoporn movie of his (In the past, Kaabah was destroyed in an earthquake and was rebuilt. Don't know whether the info would come in handy, just wanted to share). Salman Rushdie had a fatwa on his head because he depicted Nabi Muhammad (S.A.W) in such suggestive manners that it was acceptable? okay? (the appropriate word escapes me. I don't think either acceptable or okay is appropriate, sorry fellow Muslims). Besides, after decades since that fatwa, Salman Rushdie is still living and breathing and hunting for younger airheads which make for nice arm candies but look stupid and disproportionate when they're in his arms. I still can't believe that the UK and Iran broke diplomatic ties over that asshole.

Let's relive the controversy ,shall we?

Note: I once came across the book. In here. In this country. Malaysia. I think most of my friends know where I found it.

I think it's sad that the people out there think that the Muslims still live in tents and milk cows and reject electricities and all. They think that women get beaten on a daily basis because of minor offences and Islam is a demanding religion (because we need to fast and pray and all). It's not, actually. The rules are there for a reason. It's when you step outside the boundaries that you'd get into troubles.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not pious (not in the sense that one might call pious anyway) and to call me a good Muslim is like claiming that Rafa Benitez is a God-given gift to the football world. But regardless of everything, I'm still a Muslim. Without my religion, I am nothing.

Just because of a few (okaylah, more than a few) bomb-strapped bastards, the whole world is frothing in the mouth claiming that Islam is a religion for the terrorists and such. What about the recent wars? The daily struggle the Palestinians have to face at the West Bank? Don't all of those count? I'm not going to go any further than that and start showing off my intelligence by stating facts about World War 1 and 2 because I think that are reasons enough. I'm not making excuses for those blood-thirsty, bomb-strapped bastards, far from it actually. Killing people is not the answer, no matter what they say. All those "Allahu Akbar" don't wash off the blood of the people they have killed nor make it less a sin. A murder is still a murder.

Back to the movie, Roland Emmerich just cemented my belief that he's an idiot. Kaabah is not an Arab symbol, it's a Muslim symbol. I'm also surprised there is no mention about the Jewish Western Wall (seeing that he's against organised religion). Plus, reading the comments is making me sick to the bones.

And because idiots (Roland Emmerich and that co-writer of his, I mean) can also make it big in Hollywood, I can only wonder what would be in store for me if only I knew where to and to whom I should send my resume. It beats crunching numbers and typing letters anytime. And no, I won't be watching 2012. I have a thing against destructoporn movies.