Monday, November 23, 2009

She wears high heels, I wear sneakers?

Dear God, I can't do this anymore. I've let so many people down. I've let them shred my reputation to pieces. Oh God, this is too hard to bear.

Dear God, ever since I got caught up with the hype, I have uttered nonsense after nonsense. The lies came easily after that. If I didn't know myself better, I'd think of myself as the person I made myself to be. Oh God, it's hard to live like this.

I can't muster up the fake enthusiasm anymore. I have to tell the truth....

I HATE THE TWILIGHT SAGA. I HATE ANYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH THAT SHIT, well except for Alice/ Ashley Greene. It's hard to even be sarcastic anymore.

Oh God, I can't keep up with the pretence anymore. It's making me sick to the bones.

Barney is more ferocious than those preening whack vamps in the Twilight saga.

I'm sorry God. I thought I could do this, but I couldn't.

Actually, I've already thought of a brilliant Facebook status that I will unveil this Wednesday. Just wait.

P/s: Tell me again why on earth is Taylor Swift the biggest star in the world today. Sigh. The world is decaying bit by bit, that's for sure.

5 comments:

Ummi said...

Hahahahahahahahah!

I thought you've gone crazy with those Twilight-themed statuses. Nak komen "So dripped in sarcasm" tapi tak sampai to burst the bubbles of those Twi-hards.

I think it takes a genius to read between the lines. And you and I both are in that category.

Ummi said...

*tak sampai hati

azira said...

adekah itu lirik lagu taylor swift???
cis wani...ni la lirik bodoh yg aku gemburkan selama ni...x sangke...

ijan said...

i quit the Twilight shit!it's going to destroy my brain and i need it for the coming exam.

wani said...

Hahahaha, baru je recruit Ateem sebagai the newest fake-enthusiast kita. Sebenarnya dah tak larat tapi sebab dah start, kena la sambung sampai abis.

Tapi sesungguhnya dah tak larat......