so, my unemployment period is coming to an end. this time for real. i'm serious!! i'm going to start working next Monday.
my mom finally used up her veto power as a mother to force me to work. what a sad day. that was child abuse, albeit indirectly. i was this close to dialing the Children Protection Service's number. oh wait. do we have Children Protection Service in Malaysia?
my mom nagged that i have wasted 8 months of my life (actually, she said a year) and i did nothing to improve myself. she said why didn't i join any cooking classes or pastry-making classes and such and such. i perked at that.
she wanted me to enrol myself in some sort of a skill class? why couldn't she tell me earlier? i've been dying to learn Spanish and German my whole life (a.k.a after watching the telenovelas and listening to Rammstein) and she just mentioned it YESTERDAY??? what in the world....???
if she told me that 8 months ago, i might be happily married by now. you know why? a rich and handsome Italian/Spanish/German man might be impressed with my fluency in his native language that he couldn't help but to fall in love with me. after two months of courtship, he might ask me to marry him. oh, the relationship might not be smooth because his parents might be Islamophobic, but that's okay. true love can conquer anything.
but my mom being my mom, she crushed my dreams, just like that. there should be a law concerning destroying your own child's dreams because that's child abuse of the highest degree. what's the number to call again?
okay, fine. i've been watching too much Malay dramas but hey, it can happen.
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okay. im getting away from the bong now.
4 comments:
i like this one. simple and with a sense of strong subtlety (oxymoronic) to the header. but heh, the ingrate speaks :P this is an especially funny post today
thanks! what do you mean by oxymoronic? for some reason, "pretty ugly" comes to mind but i'll take that as a compliment anyway.
so do you think that i'll get a million hits per day now? :P
strong and subtle? it is contrasting, isn't it? well maybe +1 to your regular number of readers. :P picture posts and tAlKiNg lIeK diS~~~~ will ultimately prevail
damn! *wani slaps her face*.
hahahaha, well, i really need to get away from the bong for real now because i've been hallucinating.
maybe i should post some nude pics. email me your pics please. hmmm, maybe i should ask ijan, lily, asma', jiha, izyan, baru, mirah and farah to send me their pics too.
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